You know it’s time to bleach when…

6 Jan

Kids have that certain bluntness about them that only a child or a senior can get away with.  They say what they’re thinking and hell, most of the time what you’re thinking but have the reserve not to say.  And most of the time I can take it.  From bad breath to bad cooking, I’m not as sensitive to their criticism as I used to be.

But when my four year old comes to me and says:

              “Mama, I want to have yellow pirate teeth like you.”

It’s time to break out the bleach and limit the coffee.  I mean come on, I’m not made of steel.

5 Responses to “You know it’s time to bleach when…”

  1. Traci January 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    HaHaHaHa…too funny! Chace is totally into pirates right now and I could see him saying that. What do you do though….you just gotta love em! 🙂

    • momofsteel January 6, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

      Thanks Tracy, as long as he doesn’t say it in public I can usually walk it off.

  2. Amber January 6, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    LOL!!! That is SO funny!!! Kayden said to me the other day “I have a little butt mom, not a big butt like you.” Kids are so awesome!!

    • momofsteel January 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

      Amber, that’s too funny! And yes, I get the big butt comment all the time.

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